We are so Hip

This is us in all our Glory. We are so exciting these days that I can't even put it on a blog. You feel me?

"I'd Rather be poor than annoying"

I'd rather be called fat than,"Chunky".

I'd rather be the girl that puts the date stamp on the pretzel bags for 8 hours a day than be the girl who mops the floors at the porn theater for only 4 hours a day.

I'd rather be eating something better than these Teddy Graham"s right now.

Is this me in 20 years?

Today I am so greatful for my children. This lady is what I imagine myself being if I never had kids and just happened to live in Siberia.

I could do this all night long>>>>

Cover-Boy

My dad finally made the cover of a magazine. He was hoping it was Forbes instead. He's the smiley guy in the back of the boat smiling and waving.